Royal Flush Throwing Cards

You have come here because, like us, you are inspired by X-Men's Gambit, the mutant whose power to charge inanimate objects with explosive power leads him to throw playing cards around like they're grenades. But we all know that the only real-world way to turn playing cards into throwing weapons is to make them out of stainless steel and give them razor sharp edges. So that's what we have here with the Royal Flush Throwing Cards. These five cards, all of the same suit (hearts) come with a durable nylon carrying case (with a handy belt loop).

While our obsession with Ninja gear is weapons, we are told that a royal flush is the highest possible hand in poker. We had a chuckle when we learned this, because someone is trying to imply that these cards are unbeatable. While a clever joke, please be careful with taking this line of thinking too seriously. For one, if you tried to slip this hand into your card game, it would be very obvious that you were cheating. These metal weapons are roughly the same dimensions as regular playing cards, but the shiny metal backs of these cards are a dead giveaway. It is also important to remember that one becomes unbeatable with sufficient skill, strength, and focus. No weapon, even one as powerful and precise as these rectangular blades, will magically turn you into a ninja.

Royal Flush Highlights:

•Crafted out of 440 stainless steel
•Five (5) 2 oz. cards
•Card Dimensions: 3.5" by 2.25" (Bridge Size)"
•Weight: 2 oz
•Ballistic Nylon Case Dimensions: 14.5" by 4.5" (open) or 3" by 4.5" (closed)